Love and Vampires

Luckily I write a few days in advance. Writer’s block has struck me like hairy fat man in a dress who hears you laughing at him behind his back. Today was wretchedly unproductive. Oh no, wait, scratch that. I did work my way through half a bowl of chocolate mousse. Now if only I could find someone to pay me to do that…

This week’s themes are ‘love’ and ‘vampires.’ Or perhaps what we might be willing to put up with in the hope of being loved, or even appreciated for who we are.